Strip the kale leaves off the stems, then tear or cut them into bite-size pieces and wash in a salad spinner, rinsing several times until the water runs clear. Spin the salad as dry as possible. The dryer the Kale leaves, the better your sauce will stick = maximum yumminess!
Transfer washed kale to a big bowl or individual serving bowls and let it hang out there while you make the salad sauce.
In a mason jar, combine lemon juice, olive oil, hot sauce, red pepper flakes, salt, and black pepper. Then close with the lid and shake, shake, shake!
Pour salad sauce over washed kale and massage (yup, you read correctly I said massage!). This helps to soften the leaves and marries the sauce to it. Continue to massage the kale until it is soft, saucy, and has shrunken to about half its size in the bowl. About 2 minutes of massaging will do it.
Top with any other favorite salad toppings. I like to prepare the salad to this point in a large bowl and then let everyone top with their own desired extra ingredients.